pleonasm

We are all just repeats,
of that other repeat

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(via flavoredcandles)

wickedclothes:

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen bandages are decorated with an image of Shakespeare and one of fifteen insults from his plays.Currently on sale for just $5.59 at Amazon!

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

(via zackisontumblr)

eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

(via msfrannyglass)

roaring-softly:

Hello friends!  Today I am introducing a new thing in my etsy shop: printable greeting cards!!  $12 gets you a set of 4 blank greeting cards that you can print out indefinitely.  It’s a small price to pay to never again worry about going to the store to get a birthday card at the last minute!
Right now there are 2 sets up, art supplies and foods, but I will be making more soon!
Check them out here!

roaring-softly:

Hello friends!  Today I am introducing a new thing in my etsy shopprintable greeting cards!!  $12 gets you a set of 4 blank greeting cards that you can print out indefinitely.  It’s a small price to pay to never again worry about going to the store to get a birthday card at the last minute!

Right now there are 2 sets up, art supplies and foods, but I will be making more soon!

Check them out here!